And what are you looking at. Don’t you like my new contact lens? Well I have news for you I am keeping them. Well light the candles let’s get on with it; the turkey will do fine for me. Then I want to discuss this document with you. It the new Bill of Rights for the Feline family:

One you can no longer call me Moggy.

Two I now have the right to fetch a tomcat home if I so wish.

Thirdly I may deliver small rodents like mice to your table and you must reward me.

As for the other seven edicts we will discuss them tomorrow…

Mike

‘’I have a printed copy available.’’

Flash fiction: 25-12-2015. In response to a Friday Fictioneers photo showing a cat sat on a festive table. Photo credit Scott L Vannatter.